Holy Crap!

So I thought this thing in the Chronicle was going to be in some tiny little corner of the paper where only a few people would see it, and as it turns out, my picture is not only on the top of the front page, but it also takes up half a page in the entertainment section. And it looks a lot like this:



Now it isn’t bad enough that almost a whole page of the paper is about me, but also Monday is the first day of the new quarter at school. I am never going to live this down

Again I say, holy crap.