Bush Vetos Troop Withdrawal Bill

George W. in a no-surprise move on his part, today vetoed a bill that would call for troop withdrawal from Iraq. When asked why he vetoed the bill, George stated that, "withdrawal is not a very effective method. Rubbers, you know, condoms are a much better method. Or the pill, that's a good one, if, you know, the VD isn't a problem. Learned that one the hard way, sure enough. You know there was a time... huh? What were we talkin about?"

The press, knowing any further questions would simply confuse the man more, dropped the line of questioning and left the room shaking their heads.