Cheetos

Cheetos (or Cheezy Poofs for us South Park idiots) are the perfect snack food. Not only are they salty and cheesy and really bad for you, but they also have a built in devise to avoid over consumption. There is point when eating Cheezy Poofs when the joy of the snacking is over-taken by the annoyance of cheese-dust on your fingers. Anywhere past this point, which I will call the Orange Event Horizon, the crusty cheese dust on your fingers makes it impossible to enjoy eating any more puffs without feeling gross. And the Orange Event Horizon is the only thing that keeps me from eating all the Cheezy Poofs in the universe.

That is all.